Ongoing through the weekend
Make & Take: Sock Puppet
Pick a sock. Decorate it with provided materials. Let loose your inner child! Got a sketch in mind? Present it at the Burlington GOAT Factory’s puppet theatre / message board. Or take your puppet on walkabout with you and interact with other puppet-people!
Location: Burlington GOAT Factory
Age: Everyone
What to Bring:
Imagination, Creativity
Event Type: Crafts
Ongoing through the weekend
The Burlington GOATique
Browse* the GOATique and find some stylish new-to-you threads! Open as long as the rack is out. *Just don’t nibble the merchandise, please.
Location: Burlington GOAT Factory
Age: Everyone
What to Bring:
A sense of personal style & perhaps an openness to flair
Event Type:
Ongoing through the weekend
Hot and Cold Running Chai Station
Tea is such a part of Nepali life that a common greeting is Namaste, Chiya khanu bhayo?
Namaste, have you had tea?
Well if chai is your thing, we will have hot and cold pots ready for you throughout the burn with your choice of sweeteners and non-dairy creamers.
Maybe even some Himalayan mad honey (rhododendron varietal) will be available if you ask.
Have a spicy burn 🙂
Location: Camp Shambhala
Age: Everyone
What to Bring:
cup
Event Type: Food/Drink
Thursday, May 23rd 6:00 PM – 12:00 AM
Fire Spinning and Prop Checks
Come to the new theme camp at PDF. We will have a fire circle for you to spin in. **PLEASE BE SOBER TO SPIN** We will have prop repair stuff if you so need it. We can help you check over your prop to make sure it’s ok if you aren’t sure what you are looking at. We will have a firepit too if you want to hang out and watch.
Location: Susquehanna Fire Circle
Age: Everyone
What to Bring:
fire toys
Event Type: Art, Music, Sport
Thursday, May 23rd 7:00 PM – 8:00 PM
🎉 Kazoo Crew: Name That Tune! 🎉
What’s the buzz about? Get ready to hum your way to infamy as Name that Tune Champion! Can you guess the song from a kazoo cover? Perfect pitch not required, just a good sense of humor. Kazoos provided: we’ve got a colorful collection for you to choose from and keep! Stay with us after the game to for a fun surprise- bring noisemakers of any variety for extra chaos.
Location: Camp U-CAN-LELE
Age: Everyone
What to Bring:
Any shakers, tambourines, pots and pans to bang on, or other instruments for optional after-game fun!
Event Type: Music, Game
Thursday, May 23rd 11:59 PM – 2:00 AM
Slurp & Groove
DJ Dangler and Chef Mary F@cking Poppins invite you to blast off at our Midnight Ramen party! As you enter the Cosmic Lounge you’re greeted by the mouthwatering aroma of galactic miso ramen. DJ Dangler is sure to get you grooving with his modern remixes and funky beats. Come with a bowl in hand and wearing your finest cosmic/space themed attire. It’s a space age, gluten free, vegan, ramen-fueled dance party extravaganza you will not want to miss. *Ramen available while supplies last – get there early.
Location: Cosmic Lounge
Age: Everyone
What to Bring:
bowl, chopsticks
Event Type: Food/Drink, Music, Spiritual, Sport
Friday, May 24th 11:00 AM – 3:00 PM
Surprise TTRPG with the Bard!
We have D&D 5e on Sunday, but why not mix it up? FATE, Vampire the Masquerade, Dungeon World, there are so many other RPGs out there, so let’s try one! We don’t even know what we’ll be playing yet, but it will be a fun one-shot designed for any player to jump right in with any level of experience! Come a little early if you’d like to check it out. Regardless of the game, there will be premade characters and dice and other supplies available.
Location: Camp U-CAN-LELE
Age: Everyone
What to Bring:
Who knows? Dice if you have them, but all will be provided for you.
Event Type: Game
Friday, May 24th 1:00 PM – 2:00 PM
Tarot Readings
Get a tarot reading with Asher at Radish! Can be as mystical, skeptical, analytical, or inspirational as you like. Fellow tarot nerds welcome. (Feel free to find Asher for readings at other times not on the schedule too.)
Location: Radish
Age: Everyone
What to Bring:
Event Type: Art, Educational, Spiritual
Friday, May 24th 1:00 PM – 2:00 PM
Rope Bondage 101
Let’s get knotty! Learn to tie up your friends and loved ones! Join us under the Floating World for a mini rope bondage lesson. We’ll go over safety, fundamental knots, and easy and adaptable harnesses for all kinds of fun, sexy, or silly situations. We’ll have some rope to share for learning, but feel free to bring your own if you have it. Everything we’ll teach can be tied on yourself, but bring a partner if you want a guinea pig. The more the merrier!
Location: Under the Floating World
Age: 18+ Only (adult content)
What to Bring:
Event Type: Art, Crafts, Educational
Friday, May 24th 1:00 PM – 3:00 PM
TTRPG Oneshots
Have you ever wanted to play as a member of a queer community in the post-apocalypse? Or a pole-dancing paladin protecting the people? An underwater alien trying to understand the darkness that threatens their community? If you have, you are in luck because I will be running various oneshots once a day at my Camp ENM-o-nees. Which run I will be running will depend on how I am feeling that day and if there is a strong preference for one from the players who are there.
Location: Camp ENM-o-nees
Age: Everyone
What to Bring:
Event Type: Game
Friday, May 24th 1:30 PM – 3:30 PM
Figure drawing with the GOATS
Come get your art on with BGF! A good old fashioned figure drawing session starting with quick gesture sketches and working our way up to a longer pose. Some pencils, paper, and drawing boards will be provided but feel free to bring any art supplies you have! No critiques, just vibes.
Note: event is listed as 18+ due to artistic nudity, all ages are welcome as long as guardians or other responsible parties deem it appropriate.
Location: Burlington GOAT Factory
Age: 18+ Only (adult content)
What to Bring:
Any art supplies you’d like to use or share
Event Type: Art
Friday, May 24th 2:03 PM – 4:05 PM
Mid-Day Momos
Come visit Shambhala on the Playa.
We’ll be sharing yummy hand made veggie momos (Nepali style dumplings).
Enjoy some hot or cold chai and sweet delights from South Asia while the momos take a steam bath to get ready for you to eat them.
So nice we’ll do it twice: Friday and Sunday.
Location: Camp Shambhala
Age: Everyone
What to Bring:
cup/plate
Event Type: Food/Drink
Friday, May 24th 2:30 PM – 5:00 PM
Beer Snob Sip and Share
Do you like good craft beers? Are you the type that enjoys sharing with others? Then bring a couple of your favorites beers to Mahna Mahna anytime between 2:30 and 5 on Friday. Add your beers to the ice bucket and try a bit of whatever else is in there and feel to hang out and chat about whatever’s on your mind!
Rules:
• No “big chain” branded beers, Bud, Miller etc.
• If you finish off a beer, you win the can/bottle! Take as a souvenir or to dispose of.
• BRING YOUR OWN CUP – No Sampling direct from bottles/Can
• Please keep samples on the smaller side so more people can try the beers
Location: Mahna Mahna
Age: 21+ Only
What to Bring:
Bring a cup, a couple beers to share and some water to drink/clean out your cup
Event Type: Food/Drink, Educational, Spiritual
Friday, May 24th 3:00 PM – 5:00 PM
Radish Karaoke
Karaoke at Camp Radish! We want YOU to sing! Yes, you, the human or cryptid reading this right now. No talent required. Enthusiasm recommended. Don’t want to sing? Join the audience and cheer for the singers!
Location: Camp Radish
Age: Everyone
What to Bring:
Event Type: Art, Music
Friday, May 24th 3:00 PM – 3:00 AM
🦄Unicorn J!zz @ 3p💦
Clusterfluff has Unicorn J1zz starting at 3p! Wait, what’s that? It’s a non-alcoholic, heavily caffeinated drink served straight from the unicorn horn! From 3p into the night, if you’re feeling tired and need a quick pick-me-up, this (pre-workout powdered mix) drink will be flowing from 3pm until the lights go out. As long as the fountain is running, come get a swig.
Come thirsty, leave thirstier…
Full disclosure of drink ingredients located next to the fountain ‘dispenser’ 🦄💦
Location: Clusterfluff
Age: 18+ Only (adult content)
What to Bring:
THIRST
Event Type: Food/Drink
Friday, May 24th 4:00 PM – 5:00 PM
Uke-can do it! Beginner ukulele classes
Wanna jam out on this cool, funky little instrument but don’t know where to start? We got you! Come hang with us for a beginner level uke class. It’s super laid-back, no stress, and you’ll learn enough of the basics to play real songs! 🌺 We have plenty of ukuleles to share, but bring your own if you have one! We can help you with restringing, tuning, and more as well. Stay after for our play-along jam!
Location: Camp U-CAN-LELE
Age: Everyone
What to Bring:
A ukulele if you have one
Event Type: Music, Educational
Friday, May 24th 5:00 PM – 6:00 PM
It’s 5 o’clock Somewhere Music Jam
Hey music lovers! Ready for a jam sesh that’s all about good tunes and great company? 🎶 All levels welcome, whether you’re a strumming newbie or a chord master. Bring any stringed thing and strum to our chord play-along videos, borrow one of our ukuleles, or bring or borrow some shakers or percussion! This will be an ALL LEVELS jam- did you take one of our classes? Then you know enough to play along! Chill vibes only – This is a stress-free strum zone. 😎
Location: Camp U-CAN-LELE
Age: Everyone
What to Bring:
Any stringed or percussion instrument you’d like- we have plenty to borrow.
Event Type: Music
Friday, May 24th 5:00 PM – 7:00 PM
Create Your Own Ransom Note Or Other Word Art
I have words, letters, paper, and glue! You have creativity! Let’s meet up and make some word art! Supplies will be available during all daylight hours (except karaoke times or too-windy times), but the listed times will have someone around to assist you with your art, whether that is helping to find specific words, or just moral support.
Location: Camp Radish
Age: Everyone
What to Bring:
Event Type: Art, Crafts
Friday, May 24th 6:00 PM – 12:00 AM
Fire Spinning and Prop Checks
Come to the new theme camp at PDF. We will have a fire circle for you to spin in. **PLEASE BE SOBER TO SPIN** We will have prop repair stuff if you so need it. We can help you check over your prop to make sure it’s ok if you aren’t sure what you are looking at. We will have a firepit too if you want to hang out and watch.
Location: Susquehanna Fire Circle
Age: Everyone
What to Bring:
fire toys
Event Type: Art, Music, Sport
Friday, May 24th 9:00 PM – 10:30 PM
Big Mood Burlesque
Big Mood Burlesque offers an unparalleled blend of sensuality, spectacle, and celestial charm. Guests can expect to witness a variety of burlesque performances that are both sultry and surreal, featuring elaborate costumes, captivating choreography, and a touch of whimsical fantasy.
Location: Cosmic Lounge
Age: 18+ Only (adult content)
What to Bring:
Event Type: Art, Music, Spiritual
Saturday, May 25th 10:00 AM – 11:00 AM
Morning Mimosas with the Good Vibe Tribe
Did you know that a group of goats is called a Tribe or a Trip? Start your morning off right with GOATs and mimosas* and a playlist (based on Mama GOAT’s motivational morning milking mix) to set your good vibe high!
*Alcoholic & non-alcoholic options available.
Location: Burlington GOAT Factory
Age: Everyone
What to Bring:
A cup
Event Type: Food/Drink, Music
Saturday, May 25th 11:00 AM – 3:00 PM
Magic: Commander open tables 🧙♂️🪄
Calling all planeswalkers and spell-slingers! Get ready to shuffle your decks, tap your mana, and unleash epic spells with Magic the Gathering: EDH. Camp U-CAN-LELE invites you to embrace the chaos, forge alliances, and make new frenemies at one of our sheltered tables. We may have some decks and dice available to borrow, but please bring your own if you have them! Some experience with Magic or similar deck building games preferable to keep the games moving.
Location: Camp U-CAN-LELE
Age: Everyone
What to Bring:
Commander decks if you have them, playmats if you use them. CLEAN HANDS if you are borrowing decks!
Event Type: Game
Saturday, May 25th 11:30 AM – 12:00 PM
StressLess! A No-Worries Workshop
Does life seem stressful sometimes? Learn how to stress LESS in only TWO easy steps! Come to Mama GOAT’s short and sweet seminar and learn her “No Worries” method to serenity in all situations. You’ll also receive a bit of SWAG to help you remember what you learned!
Location: Burlington GOAT Factory
Age: Everyone
What to Bring:
An open mind, a desire to learn and grow, and a few deep breaths
Event Type: Educational, Spiritual
Saturday, May 25th 12:00 PM – 1:00 PM
Learn to Safety for Fire Props (AKA When We Light Hazmat on Fire!)
Want to help keep your fire-spinning friends safe? Learn how to be a fire safety!
Topics include:
-how to let spinners know if –oops!– they’re on fire!
-how to extinguish people and props with a fire blanket
-how to not get burned in the process
We’ll wrap up with a hands-on opportunity to practice extinguishing props and people, so please wear natural fibers like cotton or wool, not melty plastic ones like polyester or nylon!
Location: Fire Conclave Fuel Dump
Age: Everyone
What to Bring:
Event Type: Educational
Saturday, May 25th 1:00 PM – 3:00 PM
TTRPG Oneshots
Have you ever wanted to play as a member of a queer community in the post-apocalypse? Or a pole-dancing paladin protecting the people? An underwater alien trying to understand the darkness that threatens their community? If you have, you are in luck because I will be running various oneshots once a day at my Camp ENM-o-nees. Which run I will be running will depend on how I am feeling that day and if there is a strong preference for one from the players who are there.
Location: Camp ENM-o-nees
Age: Everyone
What to Bring:
Event Type: Game
Saturday, May 25th 1:00 PM – 2:00 PM
Rope Bondage 101
Let’s get knotty! Learn to tie up your friends and loved ones! Join us under the Floating World for a mini rope bondage lesson. We’ll go over safety, fundamental knots, and easy and adaptable harnesses for all kinds of fun, sexy, or silly situations. We’ll have some rope to share for learning, but feel free to bring your own if you have it. Everything we’ll teach can be tied on yourself, but bring a partner if you want a guinea pig. The more the merrier!
Location: Under the Floating World
Age: 18+ Only (adult content)
What to Bring:
Event Type: Art, Crafts, Educational
Saturday, May 25th 1:00 PM – 2:00 PM
Tarot Readings
Get a tarot reading with Asher at Radish! Can be as mystical, skeptical, analytical, or inspirational as you like. Fellow tarot nerds welcome. (Feel free to find Asher for readings at other times not on the schedule too.)
Location: Radish
Age: Everyone
What to Bring:
Event Type: Art, Educational, Spiritual
Saturday, May 25th 3:00 PM – 5:00 PM
Radish Karaoke
Karaoke at Camp Radish! We want YOU to sing! Yes, you, the human or cryptid reading this right now. No talent required. Enthusiasm recommended. Don’t want to sing? Join the audience and cheer for the singers!
Location: Camp Radish
Age: Everyone
What to Bring:
Event Type: Art, Music
Saturday, May 25th 3:00 PM – 4:00 PM
Spanish Speaking Hour
Let’s honor the namesake of PDF and get together and speak some Spanish! All skills levels are
welcome. Board games and Puerto Rican themed drinks and snacks will be offered! Comparte con nosotros!
Location: Camp HaveNFun
Age: Everyone
What to Bring:
The desire to speak/practice Spanish
Event Type: Educational
Saturday, May 25th 3:00 PM – 3:00 AM
🦄Unicorn J!zz @ 3p💦
Clusterfluff has Unicorn J1zz starting at 3p! Wait, what’s that? It’s a non-alcoholic, heavily caffeinated drink served straight from the unicorn horn! From 3p into the night, if you’re feeling tired and need a quick pick-me-up, this (pre-workout powdered mix) drink will be flowing from 3pm until the lights go out. As long as the fountain is running, come get a swig.
Come thirsty, leave thirstier…
Full disclosure of drink ingredients located next to the fountain ‘dispenser’ 🦄💦
Location: Clusterfluff
Age: 18+ Only (adult content)
What to Bring:
THIRST
Event Type: Food/Drink
Saturday, May 25th 4:00 PM – 5:00 PM
Uke-can do it! Beginner ukulele classes
Wanna jam out on this cool, funky little instrument but don’t know where to start? We got you! Come hang with us for a beginner level uke class. It’s super laid-back, no stress, and you’ll learn enough of the basics to play real songs! 🌺 We have plenty of ukuleles to share, but bring your own if you have one! We can help you with restringing, tuning, and more as well. Stay after for our play-along jam!
Location: Camp U-CAN-LELE
Age: Everyone
What to Bring:
A ukulele if you have one
Event Type: Music, Educational
Saturday, May 25th 4:00 PM – 4:17 PM
99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall
A longtime favorite PDF event (probably because it’s free beer) is back again! A wall will be stacked with 99 bottles of beer. We will then all sing and beer will be handed out. A garbage can will be nearby.
Location: Side of the road, near Cosmic Lounge
Age: 21+ Only
What to Bring:
Voice – it doesn’t even have to be a singing voice.
Event Type:
Saturday, May 25th 4:20 PM – 6:00 PM
High Tea
Come enjoy a cuppa and elevate your soul with our tea and smoke service. Many options available, both herbal and non. (GOAT Tip: Stick around to munch on melty magic at Communal Cheezus immediately after High Tea.)
Location: Burlington GOAT Factory
Age: Everyone
What to Bring:
Thirst and a cup
Event Type: Food/Drink, Anarchy
Saturday, May 25th 4:30 PM – 6:00 PM
Fiona and Hatter Keep it Classy
Join Fiona and Hatter at our makeshift bar for a third year of gin cocktails and “The Rat Pack: Live at the Sands”. This year we are having a full Bitters and Soda bar as well for non-alcoholic/low-alcohol classiness (technically bitters have a small amount of alcohol in them). Bow ties and Cocktail Rings provided. Burner classy dress optional but encouraged. Event closes when the gin is gone or the album ends.
Location: 4Fingers
Age: Everyone
What to Bring:
BYO Classy Cup
Event Type: Food/Drink
Saturday, May 25th 5:00 PM – 7:00 PM
Create Your Own Ransom Note Or Other Word Art
I have words, letters, paper, and glue! You have creativity! Let’s meet up and make some word art! Supplies will be available during all daylight hours (except karaoke times or too-windy times), but the listed times will have someone around to assist you with your art, whether that is helping to find specific words, or just moral support.
Location: Camp Radish
Age: Everyone
What to Bring:
Event Type: Art, Crafts
Saturday, May 25th 5:00 PM –
Communal Cheezus!
Part DIY, part communal effort, and totally cheesy (with NO cardboard wafers)! The GOATs will have a selection of breads and cheeses with which you can build your own sammie and bring it to the GOAT-GOD* to have it toasted to melty perfection. Feeling extra generous? Add your own bread or cheese to the table!
*GOD: Grillmaster on Duty
Location: Burlington GOAT Factory
Age: Everyone
What to Bring:
An appetite, bread and/or cheese if feeling generous or have special dietary needs
Event Type: Food/Drink
Saturday, May 25th 5:00 PM – 6:00 PM
It’s 5 o’clock Somewhere Music Jam
Hey music lovers! Ready for a jam sesh that’s all about good tunes and great company? 🎶 All levels welcome, whether you’re a strumming newbie or a chord master. Bring any stringed thing and strum to our chord play-along videos, borrow one of our ukuleles, or bring or borrow some shakers or percussion! This will be an ALL LEVELS jam- did you take one of our classes? Then you know enough to play along! Chill vibes only – This is a stress-free strum zone. 😎
Location: Camp U-CAN-LELE
Age: Everyone
What to Bring:
Any stringed or percussion instrument you’d like- we have plenty to borrow.
Event Type: Music
Saturday, May 25th 6:00 PM – 12:00 AM
Fire Spinning and Prop Checks
Come to the new theme camp at PDF. We will have a fire circle for you to spin in. **PLEASE BE SOBER TO SPIN** We will have prop repair stuff if you so need it. We can help you check over your prop to make sure it’s ok if you aren’t sure what you are looking at. We will have a firepit too if you want to hang out and watch.
Location: Susquehanna Fire Circle
Age: Everyone
What to Bring:
fire toys
Event Type: Art, Music, Sport
Saturday, May 25th 11:59 PM – 12:45 AM
Big Daddy Cock Bandit & Space Cowgirl’s Midnight Tacos
Indulge your taste buds with tantalizing vegan taco creations that will transport you to culinary galaxies beyond. Come get them while they last. (Gluten free & vegan)
Location: Cosmic Lounge
Age: Everyone
What to Bring:
Plate
Event Type: Food/Drink
Sunday, May 26th 12:00 PM – 1:00 PM
How we Roll: D&D Q&A
Are you new to RPGs? Just to D&D 5e? Have player experience but have questions about how to run a campaign or one shot? Come join Four Strings as she sets up for her game and ask away! If you are experienced and want to make your own character for the game, you can show up during this time and take one of our blank sheets to build one during this time. This event is mmediately followed by a 5e one shot!
Location: Camp U-CAN-LELE
Age: Everyone
What to Bring:
Event Type: Educational, Game
Sunday, May 26th 1:00 PM – 5:00 PM
D&D 5e with the Bard
🐉 Epic Adventure Awaits! 🐉
Calling all brave souls and fantasy enthusiasts! Take a seat at our tavern table for a single, action-packed adventure. We provide everything you need, including diceand pre-made characters ready to roll so you can dive right into the action. Solve puzzles, battle monsters, and maybe even save the world. Join the adventure. Claim your destiny! 🗡️ Eat snacks!
Location: Camp U-CAN-LELE
Age: Everyone
What to Bring:
Dice, pen/pencil and paper, optional!
Event Type: Game
Sunday, May 26th 1:00 PM – 1:52 PM
Don’t Get Me Started!
Mary F@cking Poppins hosts this adrenaline-fueled rage fest where you can unleash your pent-up fury in an epic battle of angry rants. Contestants are randomly assigned a topic that they must rant until the buzzer sounds. Whether it’s mundane inconveniences like traffic jams or infuriating societal issues, nothing is off-limits. If you’ve got a bone to pick with the world and a fire burning in your belly, step up to the challenge and let it all out at “Don’t Get Me Started.” It’s not just a contest—it’s a cathartic explosion of righteous anger that you won’t soon forget.
Location: Cosmic Lounge
Age: Everyone
What to Bring:
Passion and Righteous Indignation
Event Type: Anarchy, Educational
Sunday, May 26th 1:00 PM – 1:30 PM
StressLess! A No-Worries Workshop
Does life seem stressful sometimes? Learn how to stress LESS in only TWO easy steps! Come to Mama GOAT’s short and sweet seminar and learn her “No Worries” method to serenity in all situations. You’ll also receive a bit of SWAG to help you remember what you learned!
Location: Burlington GOAT Factory
Age: Everyone
What to Bring:
An open mind, a desire to learn and grow, and a few deep breaths
Event Type: Educational, Spiritual
Sunday, May 26th 1:00 PM – 3:00 PM
TTRPG Oneshots
Have you ever wanted to play as a member of a queer community in the post-apocalypse? Or a pole-dancing paladin protecting the people? An underwater alien trying to understand the darkness that threatens their community? If you have, you are in luck because I will be running various oneshots once a day at my Camp ENM-o-nees. Which run I will be running will depend on how I am feeling that day and if there is a strong preference for one from the players who are there.
Location: Camp ENM-o-nees
Age: Everyone
What to Bring:
Event Type: Game
Sunday, May 26th 2:03 PM – 4:05 PM
Mid-Day Momos
Come visit Shambhala on the Playa.
We’ll be sharing yummy hand made veggie momos (Nepali style dumplings).
Enjoy some hot or cold chai and sweet delights from South Asia while the momos take a steam bath to get ready for you to eat them.
So nice we’ll do it twice: Friday and Sunday.
Location: Camp Shambhala
Age: Everyone
What to Bring:
cup/plate
Event Type: Food/Drink
Sunday, May 26th 6:00 PM – 12:00 AM
Fire Spinning and Prop Checks
Come to the new theme camp at PDF. We will have a fire circle for you to spin in. **PLEASE BE SOBER TO SPIN** We will have prop repair stuff if you so need it. We can help you check over your prop to make sure it’s ok if you aren’t sure what you are looking at. We will have a firepit too if you want to hang out and watch.
Location: Susquehanna Fire Circle
Age: Everyone
What to Bring:
fire toys
Event Type: Art, Music, Sport
