Ongoing Events 2024
| Event Name | Description | Location | Age of Audience | What to bring | Event Type |
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A Scientific Wonder |
Irrefutable proof that string cheese is shelf stable. |
4fingers |
21+ Only |
Food/Drink, Anarchy, Spiritual, Game |
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Unofficial Mobility Aid Station |
We’ll have a limited number of mobility aids at Blood Donation Center Camp. The list may include walkers, crutches, wheelchairs, mobility scooters and power wheelchairs, all subject to availability and to be used responsibly and at your own risk. Please check with Saint for details. |
Blood Donation Center Camp |
Everyone |
Mobility needs |
Art, Educational, Spiritual |
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Electroknights |
Hark! Our merry band of roaming Electroknights will be providing Electrolytes around the Playa. Aid us in our epic quest to banish thirst and hangovers! |
Roaming |
Everyone |
Food/Drink |
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Roaming Campsite Tailgate Party |
Look out for the human tent, sleeping bag, ice chest, chair, and campfire! At some point(s) we will roam around and give away cold beer, non-alcoholic beer, soda, chips, and roasted marshmallows. |
roaming (care of Blue Intensity) |
Everyone |
consensual hugs if desired |
Food/Drink |
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H.O.L.E. Revival Tent Games |
Come play with yourself or others. |
H.O.L.E. |
Everyone |
Sport, Game |
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Pigment of the Imagination |
Let your inner Pigcasso go hog-wild at the Pigment of the Imagination art studio. Paint, pens, pastels, pencils, and pcrayons (and more!) for you to use on wood pieces, heavy paper, and canvas. Come check out our acrylic paint pens! All the art, none of the mess! MAKE ART – TAKE ART Leave your creation behind for someone else to pick up and enjoy or take it with you. Stop by and make an artist’s weekend by falling in love with their art and taking it home. Pigment of the Imagination is open 24/7 while art supplies last. |
Pigment of the Imagination |
Everyone |
Art |
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Harm Reduction Resource Table |
The Burlington Goat Factory understands the importance of harm reduction, which is why we’ve dedicated a special area to provide essential supplies and support for our fellow burners. As you wander to our camp, you’ll come across our Harm Reduction Resources table. Supplies will be limited, so please take only what you need! |
Burlington Goat Factory |
Everyone |
A willingness to help those in need |
Educational |
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Donate to a Local Shelter |
Help us fill our donation bin (our storage container is 22x12x14, please only bring things that will fit inside our bin!) non-perishable food, toys, treats that we will be giving to shelters in need within the Baltimore/Washington area. Even Fortune 500’s need a tax break! |
Hostile Takeover |
Everyone |
your donations, duh |
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The Affiliate Program |
Have you and your cat ever wanted to have the prestige and power held only by those who have acquired, through sizable donations, the title of Honorary Board Member for a Fortune 500 Company? You’re in luck, dreams really can come true! To enter the drawing please submit a photo of your cat to our email at corporatecatpix@gmail.com! The winning cat will be an Honorary Board Member of ^-^Big Peanut, and the picture will be made into a sticker and distributed at the next Bi Annual Affiliate Event*! *Occurs only at PDF and Constellation |
^-^Big Peanut |
Everyone |
photos of ya cats |
Art, Spiritual |
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Blood Donation Center |
Blood Donation Center Camp will be hosting a blood drive throughout the weekend (subject to staff availability). Come learn the importance of giving of yourself to help others – maybe even to save a life! We’ll have refreshments, like any good blood center, and donor gifts and souvenirs so your friends will see what a caring and giving person you are. |
Blood Donation Center Camp |
Everyone |
A giving and caring nature |
Food/Drink, Educational |
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Hecklers Lounge |
Hecklers Only |
Hostile Takeover |
21+ Only |
Anarchy |
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The Dinky Diner |
Stop by The Dinky Diner for a little bit to eat and some small talk. We hope you’re not hungry! |
The Dinky Diner |
18+ Only (adult content) |
A full stomach |
Art, Food/Drink |
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The PDF Cheerleaders |
The PDF Cheer Squad has been practicing our wide splits and high kicks. We’ll be roaming looking for amazing moments that need cheering. Stop by Dinky Diner Camp to place a request for the squad to show up at your event or just stop by to show us your best split. |
Roaming |
Everyone |
Enthusiasm to watch high kicks (maybe with no underpants). |
Anarchy, Sport |
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Paint the Dinosaur |
Find the giant stegosaurus. Come paint it! |
Stegosaurus art piece |
Everyone |
All supplies provided. |
Art, Crafts |
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Large Form Exquisite Corpse Collaborative Art |
Immerse yourself in collaborative creativity with our Exquisite Corpse Project! An Exquisite Corpse is where each participant adds to a piece of art without seeing others’ contributions. Contribute to a grand artwork, then witness its unveiling before each piece is joyfully torn apart for all to take home—a shared masterpiece, fragmented into individual treasures. Come see us at our Kickoff Workshop on Friday at 1PM! |
Camp Field Trippin’ |
Everyone |
Pizzaz! |
Art, Crafts |
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Postal Service Time Machine and Underhill Lounge |
Come enjoy our chill space with music from disco to goth-industrial at reasonable volume during core business hours. Send notes from the playa to your future – or someone else’s – using our postcard station! Cards will be stamped and mailed from Baltimore one week or one month (your choice) post-burn, care of USPS. |
Disco Industrial Complex |
Everyone |
Art, Crafts |
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Professor Brainiac’s Puzzle Corner |
Life got you a bit puzzled? Want to twist and turn as you find your way out of a mental maze. Come on down for a session with some classic mind bending puzzles and skill challenges. Find balance or thread the proverbial needle as you find your way through twisted metal and reach the center of yourself. |
Camp Field Trippin’ |
Everyone |
Logic, Balance, Creativity & Enthusiasm! And any of your own puzzle or brain games to share with the class! |
Art, Educational, Game |
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Origami-gram |
Are you crushing on someone but can’t seem to work up the courage to tell them how you feel? Can’t quite put into words how much you appreciate your best friend, or maybe how to give them some much needed constructive criticism…? Send them an origami-gram! Pick from easy to advanced designs; add a note, or don’t; and have your handmade gift delivered to them on playa! |
Camp Field Trippin’ |
Everyone |
Art, Crafts |
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Tiny Gifting Tree |
Come find the tiny gifting tree. Take a gift or leave a gift or just come hang out with us if you are feeling lonely or lost! Strangers are just friends you have not met yet! |
Serenity – look for the big teal bus! |
Everyone |
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The Burlington GOATique |
Browse* the GOATique and find some stylish new-to-you threads! Open as long as the rack is out. *Just don’t nibble the merchandise, please. |
Burlington GOAT Factory |
Everyone |
A sense of personal style & perhaps an openness to flair |
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Hot and Cold Running Chai Station |
Tea is such a part of Nepali life that a common greeting is Namaste, Chiya khanu bhayo? |
Camp Shambhala |
Everyone |
cup |
Food/Drink |
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80’s Arcade Madness |
Remember pumping quarters into arcade games at the mall? Did you ever wish you could just free play all day? Wish no more. I got you covered. Come play all the classics on this homemade, full size arcade emulator. (MAME on a raspberry pi for you geeks). Open all day but it looks best after dark. |
Friends Of Ours |
Everyone |
nothing! |
Game |
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PLAYA-htzee |
Play classic game of YAHTZEE with giant 4 inch dice. Roll them on the ground from the wooden bucket. Keep score on the whiteboard. Or play any other dice game like Craps or Forkle. You do you. Have fun with it. |
Friends Of Ours |
Everyone |
nothing |
Art, Game |
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Painting Peg People (and Mushrooms) |
Remember those Fisher Price wooden people? Make one of your own! Paint and take a wooden Peg Person or mushroom. |
Camp Tasty |
Everyone |
Creativity, nostalgia |
Crafts |
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24-hour Coffee (and Decaf and Hot Cocoa) Station |
Stop by anytime to help yourself to the comfort and aroma of French press Colombian coffee, or decaf or hot cocoa. Available condiments include both dairy and non-dairy options. |
Blue Intensity |
Everyone |
a drinking vessel |
Food/Drink |
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Traveling bidet service |
Do you have a bidet at home and really miss it at camp? We got you covered. Camp Clean Up will have volunteers stationed at random portos withs Super Soaker® to clean your backside. Just bend over and spread your cheeks and let the high pressure water cannon get you all nice and clean for the night’s activities. |
Near Porto Potties |
18+ Only (adult content) |
A dirty bum |
Anarchy |
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Wheel of Fun |
Drop in any time to give the Wheel of Fun a spin! The Wheel provides eleven options for Fun things you can experience at the camp of the Pyramid People! |
Pyramid People |
Everyone |
Game |
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Make & Take: Sock Puppet |
Pick a sock. Decorate it with provided materials. Let loose your inner child! Got a sketch in mind? Present it at the Burlington GOAT Factory’s puppet theatre / message board. Or take your puppet on walkabout with you and interact with other puppet-people! |
Burlington GOAT Factory |
Everyone |
Imagination, Creativity |
Crafts |
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The Poop Shoot |
Camp Field Trippin’ is bringing bathroom selfies back! Take a step into The Poop-Shoot and get your glamor shots taken and printed all inside the glitziest “stall” in town. The Poop Shoot self-serve photo booth will be open Friday to Sunday, opening times will vary and will run until that day’s paper and ink is spent, so stop on by Camp Field Trippin’ anytime and ask if we’re poop shootin’. |
Camp Field Trippin’ |
Everyone |
Art |
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Burner Trading Post |
Stop out to parouse our fine selection of construction books, knicknacks & other fine things that are sure to be valued by burners & their camps. Inventory varies. All transactions in PDF Dollars or trade. Currency is available at participation station to volunteers as well as randomly distributed by “Poly Haven” Camp Members throughout the weekend. Trading Post is open Sat & Sun 2:00 – 3:00 PM as well as other hours posted as camp members sign up for shifts. |
The “Poly Haven” |
Everyone |
PDF Dollars or items to trade |
Anarchy, Educational, Spiritual, Game |
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Come Get Spanked |
Have some fun on our professional quality spanking bench. “Perhaps one of our skilled camp mates will give your buns that “Rosey Red Blush” or bring a friend and your own toys to use bench on your own time, as it is available. Open to both genders & anyone in between. Look for our sign at the front of the camp to see if the bench is available for use. Paddle on… |
The “Poly Haven” |
18+ Only (adult content) |
Your own impact toys, if you have them & prefer to do so. |
Educational, Spiritual, Game |
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Would U Rather? Game |
Play our interactive, ever-changing namesake game! Spin our two wheels, and choose what you’d rather do! Don’t like the options? Swap it out for an idea of your own! It’s equal opportunity fun and hilarity for all. |
Would U Rather? |
18+ Only (adult content) |
Game |
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cereal BAR |
24/7 cereal and milk available |
Open Camping |
Everyone |
Cup, bowl |
Food/Drink |
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Nostalgia |
USIC AT PDF as art. |
Acousticville |
Everyone |
60’s vibe. All you need is love |
Spiritual |
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Ooooo! Pretty… or not! |
Come and join us to create: color, draw, paint, paint your nails, and enjoy a drink at the Sober Bar! |
Camp Stay Gold |
Everyone |
Nothing necessary, but art supplies appreciated! |
Art, Crafts |
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Sober Bar @ Stay Gold |
There are so many reasons why people decide not to drink alcohol. But that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t have fun drinks. At the Sober Bar we do just that! Join us for a cold refreshing mocktail. No specific times….if you see a bartender stop by for a drink. If we decide to do special happy hours we will post at the bar. |
Camp Stay Gold |
Everyone |
A cup |
Food/Drink |
